I had just finished sawing in half another victim. This time dressed up as a badger and a heavy night down the K-hole. I fell into a festival on a revamped truck.. Back in 2007 Mancunian alternative everything legends The Fall were in Bristol again playing the last ever Ashton Court festival. I was with that […]
I awoke suddenly with flashing lights in my eyes to a strange man tapping my arm. I thought : ‘what the hell is going on ? I’m in my own bed feeling like I’ve been run over by by a ten tonne truck – with paramedics all around.’ I noticed blood on my t-shirt and […]
UNNAMED ALBUM launch April 7th 2016: Spandex Boy Young Girls Just Like School Cat Food Fairy Well Up For It Slug Sandwich Sex No Time For a Crap Wax How Long Despite Everything Scrotum Hedgehog Nobody Else Will Do It ======================================================= Spandex Boy Your nose points to the door and your belly floats into the […]
When living hell opens its doors and you want to run away. Some men strive to make the best of the situation. Maybe you freeze but what if you fight. Take Jean-Do Bauby and Kurt Cobain. Jean-Do Bauby lived life to the full when a sudden stroke left him paralysed with Locked […]
Andy Kaufman, anti-star, took the joke a bit too far… Badgertrap just love that man – a self-proclaimed song and dance man who pushed the boundaries way beyond sanity. Kaufman admitted telling a woman he was going to “fake my death by making people believe I had terminal cancer.” (The woman’s response, according to Kaufman? […]
I am sure you still have a few things left from your childhood. I have a Chewbacca figure which I think I must have chewed quite a bit owing to it’s slight deformations. It has come to great use as you will discover… BADGERTRAP used to run a monthly club called Closet and Plank in […]
The plane flying into the building this isn’t a Hollywood dream is it? Wake me up please!!! People from far away still remember with strange fascination the people jumping of the building built in America. They died because they were sitting on the wrong side of the fence. I was reawakened to the historical event […]
Barry the Badger struts around on top of a well- nearly electrocuting himself. This happened to badgertrap back in 2005 during a gig inside a mould of a bath tub. There were strobe lights and electrical connections inside this weird version of a submarine on the […]
